WEDNESDAY'S HUM ( 11-29-06 )

HONEY, GRAB THE BABY - WE'RE GOIN' DEER-JACKIN !
Locker room Hum about the Danville deer-jacking case. Here goes.

Game wardens set up a trap in a Danville meadow to nab possible poachers. Along comes 31-year-old Joseph Clark of St. J. Clark sees a fake buck in the meadow, revs the car and bashes the decoy, sending it flying. Wardens and deputies move in a and arrest Clark. End of story? Not.
In the car with Clark was his girlfriend, a 4-month-old baby AND some pot! And Clark was driving without a license. Too much.
Too bad the Department of Social Services is overwhelmed; they're probably needed on this one.

Ed. note - Although this story appeared almost two weeks ago, people are still bringing it up.

RIOT AT UPSTATE N.Y YOUTH HOCKEY GAME
Geez. Sometimes it's more dangerous off the ice. Two women were arrested and a couple more injured at a youth hockey game in Rome, N.Y. Check out the gory details here

FIVE CORNERS UPDATE
Almost went CUCKOO at the Essex Junction Five Corners light yesterday. The wait at the intersection was very long, forcing me to endure approximately 26 Perrywinkle Jewelers commercials as I radio surfed.
I am now considering satellite.