WEDNESDAY'S HUM

DODGEPODGE
The ACEEE (American Council Energy Efficient Economy) has released their list of the top 10 'mean' vehicles and the Dodge Ram SRT-10 is the baddest of the bad. Vermont doesn't see a lot of Lambys or Bentleys, but we do have tons of Rams and 250s. Here's the list:

1. Dodge Ram SRT-10
2. Lamborghini
3. Bentley
4. Dodge Durango
5. Dodge Ram 1500
6. Maybach
7. Hummer h2
8. Ferrari
9. Ford F250
10. GMC Yukon

The next time you see someone lumbering down the highway in a Dodge Ram, play a game with yourself. Try and guess if the individual behind the wheel really needs the vehicle (work purposes) or just doesn't give a hoot (screw-you mentality). And what the heck is a Maybach??

SCARECUT
One of those 'shake your head' stories reported by the AP coming out of the Rutland area. Seems that an angry ex-girlfriend grabbed her ex-boyfriend's new lover and ...snip, snip, snip! The mad snipper was released on terms, one of which was not to possess, uh... you got it, scissors.

FIVE CORNERS UPDATE
I got so much done at the Essex Junction Five Corners light yesterday. I balanced my checkbook, made a to-do list for the next quarter and cleaned out my glovebox. Just when I slammed the glovebox door shut, the light turned green. It was perfect!