SATURDAY'S HUM (4-1-06)
BREAKING NEWS - GIRAFFE LOOSE IN BURLINGTON
It's reported that a full grown giraffe is currently slogging around the wetlands at the Intervale in Burlington. It's not known if the giraffe escaped from a semi passing through on it's way to a circus down south or if it's an runaway from a Canadian zoo. A small plane pilot estimated the height of the giraffe at about 35 feet. Stay tuned for more.