WEDNESDAY'S HUM ( 4-26-06 )

SNOW JOB
Early AP reports have Fox blowhard Tony Snow taking helm as White House press secretary. Snow has been critical of the administration at times and, if selected, will probably have more freedom verbally to lash back at the obnoxious and obviously left-leaning WH press corps.

WE ALL SCREAM (AND WAIT) FOR ICE CREAM
Would you wait for an hour in the rain for a free ice cream cone. According to people who have done just that, at Ben & Jerry's free ice cream day, the wait is all part of the fun. As Mr. Spock once said, " Sometimes wanting is better than having." Wonder if they were scooping any of that Black & Tan.