FRIDAY'S HUM (04-06-07)
TEACHER PUNISHES KINDERGARTEN BOYS; PUTS CLOTHESPINS ON THEIR LIPS !
SIX-YEAR-OLD BOYS SPEECHLESS!
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HUM STORY FULL OF CRAP
CHINESE WOMAN PLUNGES SIX STORIES INTO PILE OF EXCREMENT; SLIGHTLY INJURED
She was hanging laundry and leaned out a little too far and...poops, er, oops. She fell from her sixth floor balcony, right when fecal control technicians on the ground below were servicing the septic tank. Although she probably soiled her pants on the way down and purportedly had a shitty landing, Lucky Ling was only injured a bit, thanks to the wall of waste, well, more like a mound of muck.
You might say she fell in the line of doodie.
And no - her name is not Dung Ho.
This is a true story.