WEDNESDAY'S HUM (05-16-07)

FIVE CORNERS UPDATE
Arrived at the Essex Junction Five Corners light just as it turned red. Oh boy! It was going to be a long one.
So I shut the car off and trucked on over to the Essex senior center, hoping to wile away the hours gabbing with the good ole folks. I proceeded to get my butt spanked, losing six straight games of bridge, but recovered, and kicked some geriatric behind in cribbage, winning three in a row. I then gulped down a couple shots of Mango Ensure, and headed back to the intersection just as light went green. It was perfect!

P.S - Here's a joke that is circulating at the center:

My memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be!

BREAKING NEWS
PETER FREYNE WITH THE REPORT THAT ONE OF OUR FAVORITE READS, THE VERMONT GUARDIAN, IS CEASING OPERATIONS. DARN!