WEEKEND HUM (09-01-07)
TOP 7 HUMMERS OF THE WEEK (so far)
LARRY CRAIG OVERLOAD; BRING BACK BRIT AND PARIS
"The Stall Guy", Larry Craig, used to sing with Jim Jeffords. Remember the Singing Senators.
Now he's singin' the blues. Maybe he belongs in sing sing. But we'd rather just tune him out.
MOLD FOUND AT VERMONT YANKEE
Just kidding. But, seriously. What's next over there in Vernon? A shooting? Plumbing problems? Termites? Who knows.
CROSSING THE BORDER? PRACTICE UP AT THE FIVE CORNERS!
Yeah, it takes a while to cross the border in to Canada. But try idling at the Essex Junction Five Corners for a few days and then do the border. It'll seem like a walk in the park.
YANKS BATTER BOSOX
Did you see the gold glove of Jason Giambi. Incredible!
Maybe he's more nimble now that he's 'roid free. Or maybe he was just PUMPED!!!
I'M NOT PAYING 75 CENTS FOR AIR!
Pulled up to the Jiffy Mart on 2A 'cuz I needed to put air in my rear tire. I noticed the sign on the air machine read 75 cents. WHAT! 75 CENTS! I told myself I would rather drive 100 trillion miles on a flat than spend 75!@#$%^ cents on a ripoff vending service stupid air thingy. Am I out of order here?
Editors note - Maplefields has free air. I just wasn't near one of their stations.
WILLISTON TEACHER TAUGHT GRANDMA AND MOM - NOW HAS DAUGHTER
This is cool. Check out the John Duncan story from the Williston Observer.
THOSE PERKY N.J. TOURISTS IN THEIR SHINY SUVs
Beautiful My Turn by Thalia Sparling in last Sunday's Free Press. Sparling compares the onslaught of summer visitors to a colony of carpenter ants. Funny stuff.