11-22-10

FREE PATDOWN
Decided to skip my massage today. Instead, went to the airport, slipped into line and received a complimentary rubdown courtesy of the TSA. At the conclusion, the TSA agent/masseuse and I had a truffle and went on with our lives. Ahhh!

WAS THAT BILL SORRELL HOLDING A CAN OF MOUNTAIN DEW?
We doubt it. The AG is pretty vocal suggesting a tax on sugary drinks. Good for him. It's about time all these wingbats guzzling 4 or 5 sodas a day should pay the piper. We're already footing some of the bill every time they visit Boettcher Allen for their diabetes or cardio treatment, not to mention all the other problems brought on by this Tritium in a can. Johnny on the street thinks we should take the whole thing one step further and have the CEOs of Coke and Pepsi arrested and thrown in jail for peddling toxic substances.

ST LOUIS, ST ALBANS MOST DANGEROUS CITIES
The study by CQ Press missed a city when they released their report of the most dangerous cities. Where was Snalbans on the list. Jeez, there's a drug bust up there every few minutes, it seems.

FIVE CORNERS UPDATE
Got to the Essex Junction Five Corners just as the light turned red! Nuts!
Oh well, it gave me a chance to do a self guided colonoscopy. Yeah, they have the car kits now so one does not have to go to the hospital. After an hour of threading the thing up my butt, I was satified and was yanking it back down when - SUDDENLY! - the light changed. I pulled it out and slammed down the accelerator, eager to get the heck out of there. The light changes only so often and you have to hurry when it does.