MONDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2010
|The Casey Hill Hooligans|
SMITTY BUTTERS UP SHUMMY
Entergy/Vermont Yankee/ World Tritium Headquarters PR stooge Larry Smith playing nice with Peter Shumlin saying, "Certainly having discussions with the Governor-elect was fruitful."
Sure, Larry. Whatever you say.
Now, whaddya want!?
Well, we know what they want. 20 more years of Tritium expulsion.
Anyway, Entergy agreed to get back in and start scooping out the Trit from the groundwater.
Shummy's not even Gov yet and he's getting it done. Not bad, eh?
AKWANOSENSE CASINO BUYS SOUTH BURLINGTON!
CITY'S FUTURE MUCH BRIGHTER NOW
In a stunning development, the casino giant paid cash for the bankrupt city of South Burlington, which has recently suffered from "unconventional accounting practices." Laugh out loud.
When asked what in the devil's name were they going to do with South Burlington, a casino official said, "Shoot, we're gonna dump a casino on Williston Road and another on Shelburne Road.
There you go.
Five Corners Update
Got to the Essex Junction Five Corners just as the light went red. Dang!
I started to hunker down for a long nap when...SHAZAM! I heard something very interesting on the radio. They were saying we can all go to our town offices and look at everyone's property tax rebate data. Natch!
It seems that because of the prebate funds going to the town and property tax records being public stuff, we can go find out, with some simple math, what everyone makes. Nice!
So I got out of the car and went to the town office, 'cuz I wanted to know what Hal down the street brought home for payola. Wow! He's doin' okay! Time to hit him up for a loan!
Anyway, it was a fine time figuring out all the earnings in Essex, but before I knew it, two hours had passed, Yikes! I had to back to the car! What if the light changed? Naw. Didn't have to worry about that!