JANUARY 21, 2011

FRIDAY HUMDINGERS

BARRE DRIVER HAS 12 DUIs
Man, he's in the hall of fame. Makes those drivers with three or four look like amateurs.

BELOW ZERO COLD SNAP COMING TO AREA
Shoot - in the old days we'd be out in t-shirts playing snow football when it was 20 below, which was everyday!

VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA HIRES NEW DIRECTOR
 What was wrong with the old one? Nobody knows.

McDONALD'S TO OFFER PURE MAPLE SYRUP IN ITS OATMEAL
Is this the first time they've ever served anything pure?