WEEKLY HUM (Friday, Feb 5, 2010)

JERSEY MAN SHOOTS SIGN
A sign in Northfield was pelted by a man from Jersey. There is no indication that the sign provoked the attack and officials are quite sure that sign hunting season has passed. Times-Argus has more for you.

COLUMNIST STRUGGLES TO FIND IDEA FOR COLUMN
Ends up slamming Fox.
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FIVE CORNERS UPDATE
The darn light took so long to change yesterday at the Essex Junction Five Corners we were able to order Domino's AND have it delivered to our car! We then polished off the whole thing and were about to chomp the wings when the stinking light turned green. Rats!
CAN'T THEY MAKE THAT LIGHT LONGER!!!