THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN A HUNTER AND A DRUNKEN FOOL SITTING IN A TREE STAND, FLOSSING HIS OR HER TWO REMAINING TEETH
Tragic huntin' stories abound lately in the Green Mountain state. Here's two of 'em...
* A couple of guys from Milton
were out hunting. One guy sits on a rock, resting; the other, apparently a moderate distance away, mistakes his friend for a bear and shoots an arrow in his direction, landing a direct hit, requiring the first hunter to receive medical treatment at Boettcher Allen
, where the arrow was capably removed by the award winning trauma team.
*This story involves a dog, a gun and a hunter. Somebody or something got shot and we just don't have the time, money or energy to get into it.Please - If you're gonna go in the woods, either be properly anesthetized or get ready to duck! HOW TO PAY FOR HEALTH CARE
Easy. Get more people to smoke.
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We are extremely honored to receive the award from this very prestigious group, and will do our utmost to carry on the proud tradition.PIERCING GUY ON CHURCH STREET CONTINUES TO AMAZE
Yeah, there's a dude on Church Street in Burlington
who has more piercings on his person than this reporter has back hair strands. We are certainly impressed and will continue to follow this story in depth. Our readers can be assured that any additional piercings will be recognized, verified and reported on, complete with our patented TorsoLock
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